Brain training is broken.
We're here to fix it
— with farts.
The world's first (and only) cognitive training app powered by a farting man. It's stupid. It's disgusting. It works.
Simple Game. Ruthless Engine.
Solve math problems quickly, or he poops in your garden.
Turd Turf is a brain training game that uses math to sharpen your focus and improve your working memory. As you progress, the game gets harder in ways you won't see coming — Every level is designed to push your brain right to the edge of what it can handle, so you come out the other end quicker & sharper.
What It Actually Does to Your Brain
Dont take our word for it. Try it yourself. Just 10 minutes a day.
Faster Processing
Your brain learns to retrieve and compute under a countdown. Tips, bills, grocery math — you stop reaching for the calculator. It feels like a superpower. It's just practice you didn't know you were getting.
Cool Under Pressure
When you have to solve 5 different math problems and he is about to ruin your garden, panic is not an option. You learn to think clearly when everything is competing for your attention — and that carries over to every high-pressure moments.
Harder to Distract
You trained focus while a disgusting man mocked you and fart sounds competed for your attention. After that, your afternoon Zoom call feels like a meditation retreat.
Real Math Fluency
Hundreds of genuine calculations per session. Not flashcards. Real computation, under real pressure. Your friends will think you've been secretly studying. You don't have to tell them about Turd Turf.